- 1.01 Pilot
- 1.02 Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
- 1.03 Poker, Faith, and Eggs
- 1.04 A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
- 1.05 A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
- 1.06 A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
- 1.07 A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
- 1.08 Cape Canaveral, Shrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
- 1.09 Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
- 1.10 An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
- 1.11 Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
- 1.12 A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
- 1.13 A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
- 1.14 Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
- 1.15 Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
- 1.16 Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
- 1.17 Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo
- 1.18 A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
- 1.19 Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
- 1.20 A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
- 1.21 Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
- 1.22 Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
- 2.01 A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
- 2.02 A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
- 2.03 A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
- 2.04 A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
- 2.05 A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
- 2.06 Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
- 2.07 Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
- 2.08 An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
- 2.09 Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
- 2.10 A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
- 2.11 A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
- 2.12 A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
- 2.13 A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
- 2.14 David, Goliath, and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back
- 2.15 A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
- 2.16 A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
- 2.17 Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
- 2.18 A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
- 2.19 A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
- 2.20 A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
- 2.21 A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
- 2.22 A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
- 3.01 Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
- 3.02 A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
- 3.03 An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
- 3.04 Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball With Zip
- 3.05 A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
- 3.06 A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
- 3.07 Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
- 3.08 The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
- 3.09 A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
- 3.10 Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib
- 3.11 A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
- 3.12 Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
- 3.13 Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
- 3.14 A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
- 3.15 A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
- 3.16 Pasadena
- 3.17 An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
- 3.18 A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
- 3.19 A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
- 3.20 A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
- 3.21 A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
- 4.01 Graduation
- 4.02 A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
- 4.03 Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
- 4.04 Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
- 4.05 A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
- 4.06 Freshman Orientation And The Inventor Of The Zipper
- 4.07 A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
- 4.08 An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
- 4.09 Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
- 4.10 Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
- 4.11 A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
- 4.12 A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
- 4.13 The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
- 4.14 Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
- 4.15 A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
- 4.16 A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
- 4.17 A Black Hole
- 4.18 The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
- 5.01 One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
- 5.02 Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
- 5.03 Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
- 5.04 Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
- 5.05 Stuffed Animals and A Sweet Southern Syzygy
- 5.06 Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
- 5.07 An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
- 5.08 The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
- 5.09 The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
- 5.10 An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
- 5.11 A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
- 5.12 A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
- 5.13 A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
- 5.14 A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
- 5.15 A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
- 5.16 A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
- 5.17 A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
- 5.18 Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
- 5.19 A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
- 5.20 Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
- 5.21 White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People