- 1.01 Pilot
- 1.02 Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
- 1.03 Poker, Faith, and Eggs
- 1.04 A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
- 1.05 A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
- 1.06 A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
- 1.07 A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
- 1.08 Cape Canaveral, Shrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
- 1.09 Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
- 1.10 An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
- 1.11 Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
- 1.12 A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
- 1.13 A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
- 1.14 Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
- 1.15 Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
- 1.16 Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
- 1.17 Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo
- 1.18 A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
- 1.19 Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
- 1.20 A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
- 1.21 Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
- 1.22 Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
- 2.01 A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
- 2.02 A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
- 2.03 A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
- 2.04 A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
- 2.05 A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
- 2.06 Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
- 2.07 Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
- 2.08 An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
- 2.09 Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
- 2.10 A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
- 2.11 A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
- 2.12 A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
- 2.13 A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
- 2.14 David, Goliath, and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back
- 2.15 A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
- 2.16 A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
- 2.17 Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
- 2.18 A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
- 2.19 A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
- 2.20 A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
- 2.21 A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
- 2.22 A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
- 3.01 Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
- 3.02 A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
- 3.03 An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
- 3.04 Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball With Zip
- 3.05 A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
- 3.06 A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
- 3.07 Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
- 3.08 The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
- 3.09 A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
- 3.10 Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib
- 3.11 A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
- 3.12 Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
- 3.13 Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
- 3.14 A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
- 3.15 A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
- 3.16 Pasadena
- 3.17 An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
- 3.18 A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
- 3.19 A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
- 3.20 A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
- 3.21 A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat