- 1.01 Not like a shvantz right in the face
- 1.02 Au revoir, le double dong
- 1.03 Norman Mailer, Samantha Shortcake
- 1.04 An exciting new chapter in the annals of erotica
- 1.05 Relaying news of a wayward snake
- 1.06 Mary had a little hysterectomy
- 1.07 God save the Queen of Dicks
- 1.08 Oh, you’re the sun now? Giver of life?
- 1.09 A scintillating conversation about a lethal pesticide
- 1.10 You happened to me
