- 1.01 Pilot
- 1.02 La jirafa púrpura
- 1.03 El dulce sabor de la libertad
- 1.04 El regreso de la camisa
- 1.05 Okay, que alucinante
- 1.06 La calabaza putilla
- 1.07 Agencia Matrimonial
- 1.08 El duelo
- 1.09 Atracón de pavo
- 1.10 El incidente de la piñata
- 1.11 La limusina
- 1.12 La boda
- 1.13 Un redoble por favor
- 1.14 Dale caña, hombre
- 1.15 Noche de juegos
- 1.16 La magdalena
- 1.17 La vida entre gorilas
- 1.18 Nunca ocurra nada bueno después de las dos de la mañana
- 1.19 Mary, la asistente legal
- 1.20 Un baile inolvidable
- 1.21 Leche
- 1.22 Vamos
- 2.01 Where Were We?
- 2.02 The Scorpion and the Toad
- 2.03 Brunch
- 2.04 Ted Mosby, Architect
- 2.05 World's Greatest Couple
- 2.06 Aldrin Justice
- 2.07 Swarley
- 2.08 Atlantic City
- 2.09 Slap Bet
- 2.10 Single Stamina
- 2.11 How Lily Stole Christmas
- 2.12 First Time in New York
- 2.13 Columns
- 2.14 Monday Night Football
- 2.15 Lucky Penny
- 2.16 Stuff
- 2.17 Arrivederci, Fiero
- 2.18 Moving Day
- 2.19 Bachelor Party
- 2.20 Showdown
- 2.21 Something Borrowed
- 2.22 Something Blue
- 3.01 Wait for It
- 3.02 We're Not from Here
- 3.03 Third Wheel
- 3.04 Little Boys
- 3.05 How I Met Everyone Else
- 3.06 I'm Not That Guy
- 3.07 Dowisetrepla
- 3.08 Spoiler Alert
- 3.09 Slapsgiving
- 3.10 The Yips
- 3.11 The Platinum Rule
- 3.12 No Tomorrow
- 3.13 Ten Sessions
- 3.14 The Bracket
- 3.15 The Chain of Screaming
- 3.16 Sandcastles in the Sand
- 3.17 The Goat
- 3.18 Rebound Bro
- 3.19 Everything Must Go
- 3.20 Miracles
- 4.01 Do I Know You?
- 4.02 The Best Burger in New York
- 4.03 I Heart NJ
- 4.04 Intervention
- 4.05 Shelter Island
- 4.06 Happily Ever After
- 4.07 Not a Father's Day
- 4.08 Woooo!
- 4.09 The Naked Man
- 4.10 The Fight
- 4.12 Benefits
- 4.13 Three Days of Snow
- 4.14 The Possimpible
- 4.15 The Stinsons
- 4.16 Sorry, Bro
- 4.17 The Front Porch
- 4.18 Old King Clancy
- 4.19 Murtaugh
- 4.20 Mosbius Designs
- 4.21 The Three Days Rule
- 4.22 Right Place Right Time
- 4.23 As Fast as She Can
- 4.24 The Leap
- 5.01 Definitions
- 5.02 Double Date
- 5.03 Robin 101
- 5.04 The Sexless Innkeeper
- 5.05 Duel Citizenship
- 5.06 Bagpipes
- 5.07 The Rough Patch
- 5.08 The Playbook
- 5.09 Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
- 5.10 The Window
- 5.11 Last Cigarette Ever
- 5.12 Girls Vs. Suits
- 5.13 Jenkins
- 5.14 Perfect Week
- 5.15 Rabbit or Duck
- 5.16 Hooked
- 5.17 Of Course
- 5.18 Say Cheese
- 5.19 Zoo or False
- 5.20 Home Wreckers
- 5.21 Twin Beds
- 5.22 Robots Vs. Wrestlers
- 5.23 The Wedding Bride
- 5.24 Doppelgangers
- 6.01 Big Days
- 6.02 Cleaning House
- 6.03 Unfinished
- 6.04 Subway Wars
- 6.05 Architect of Destruction
- 6.06 Baby Talk
- 6.07 Canning Randy
- 6.08 Natural History
- 6.09 Glitter
- 6.10 Blitzgiving
- 6.11 The Mermaid Theory
- 6.12 False Positive
- 6.13 Bad News
- 6.14 Last Words
- 6.15 Oh Honey
- 6.16 Desperation Day
- 6.17 Garbage Island
- 6.18 A Change of Heart
- 6.19 Legendaddy
- 6.20 The Exploding Meatball Sub
- 6.21 Hopeless
- 6.22 The Perfect Cocktail
- 6.23 Landmark
- 6.24 Challenge Accepted
- 7.01 The Best Man
- 7.02 The Naked Truth
- 7.03 Ducky Tie
- 7.04 The Stinson Missile Crisis
- 7.05 Field Trip
- 7.06 Mystery vs. History
- 7.07 Noretta
- 7.08 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
- 7.09 Disaster Averted
- 7.10 Tick Tick Tick
- 7.11 The Rebound Girl
- 7.12 Symphony of Illumination
- 7.13 Tailgate
- 7.14 46 Minutes
- 7.15 The Burning Beekeeper
- 7.16 The Drunk Train
- 7.17 No Pressure
- 7.18 Karma
- 7.19 The Broath
- 7.20 Trilogy Time
- 7.21 Now We're Even
- 7.22 Good Crazy
- 7.23 The Magician's Code: Part 1 + Part 2 (Double Episode)
- 8.01 Farhampton
- 8.02 The Pre-Nup
- 8.03 Nannies
- 8.04 Who Wants to Be a Godparent
- 8.05 The Autumn of Breakups
- 8.06 Splitsville
- 8.07 The Stamp Tramp
- 8.08 Twelve Horny Women
- 8.09 Lobster Crawl
- 8.10 The Over-Correction
- 8.11 The Final Page: Part 1 + Part 2 (Double Episode)
- 8.13 Band or DJ?
- 8.14 Ring Up!
- 8.15 P.S. I Love You
- 8.16 Bad Crazy
- 8.17 The Ashtray
- 8.18 Weekend at Barney's
- 8.19 The Fortress
- 8.20 The Time Travelers
- 8.21 Romeward Bound
- 8.22 The Bro Mitzvah
- 8.23 Something Old
- 8.24 Something New
- 9.01 The Locket + Coming Back (Dbl Ep)
- 9.03 Last Time in New York
- 9.04 The Broken Code
- 9.05 The poker game
- 9.06 Knight Vision
- 9.07 No Questions Asked
- 9.08 The Lighthouse
- 9.09 Hammond Druthers
- 9.10 Mom and Dad
- 9.11 Bedtime Stories
- 9.12 The Rehearsal Dinner
- 9.13 Bass Player Wanted
- 9.14 Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
- 9.15 Unpause
- 9.16 How Your Mother Met Me
- 9.17 Sunrise
- 9.18 Rally
- 9.19 Vesuvius
- 9.20 Daisy
- 9.21 Gary Blauman
- 9.22 The End of the Aisle
- 9.23 Last forever