- 1.01 Being the Best at Being the Best Was Not My Thing, So I Decided to Be the Best at Being the Worst
- 1.02 I Automatically Do Everything Opposite the Rest of the World
- 1.03 They See Me as a Mix of Pippi Longstocking and Al Capone
- 1.04 Let the Party Begin
- 1.05 Why Would I Have a Job? I Don't Have Time for S**t Like That and You'll Miss Out on All the Fun Stuff
- 1.06 I've Read Every Book Ever Written, and a Few More